I am afraid I will be very occupied for the following few weeks.
I have many projects I must work on.
My head is filled with ideas.

Consider this my resignation from Team Science. My apologies to my fellow scientists. I will pass on my information about the crabs and their venom to the rest of you.

I don't need it anymore.


-- Jeff Andonuts


( Private to Rion Steiner | Unhackable )

People. You don't know which people you can put your trust into.

That's what you have to learn when you grow up.

Well, I'll. I'll figure a way out. A way to solve this. Because that is what I do. I'm. I'm a scientist. I can do this.

I can. Do it on my own, too, if I really have to.

I can...

I can even do it without powers. I'll make something.

...

Cookies. I need to pick up some.

Hm. A calm morning. Oh, yes, I would usually get about a dozen little chocolates stuffed into my desk on a day like this--

...Ah. It must be.

--!! It's Valentine's Day?!

Attention to all newcomers to Manhattan! My name is Jeff Andonuts. I understand that you are lost and confused. Hopefully, you may find this guide useful. Should it not contain the answers you seek, ask me what you'd like to know. I cannot guarantee that I have all the answers, but I surely will try.

Mac, everyone else... how are things going over there? I'm afraid it seems there isn't much I can do right now. I'm having trouble getting there and I'm terribly sorry for being very useless to you all right now. Please, please be all right.

( private to Rion | unhackable )

I'm relocating myself as quickly as possible to assist Team Science. Mac, what's our status? Bill?

I will give an update on some situations as soon as I am able. Things are quite busy, aren't they.


( private to Fran Madaraki | unhackable )

( private to Rion Steiner | unhackable )

Good evening, Manhattan!

This is Jeff Andonuts speaking. Well, writing this time. Terribly sorry on that account; I'm attempting to conserve battery life on this portable computer I've discovered awhile ago.

Currently, I have taken the liberty of exploring the crater, and the subway that the hole leads to. It's not wise to be here, this I know, but I also understand that this must be done. There are others exploring. I did not take the time to speak with them. They all seemed rather busy, and I am not one to snag attention when it is not needed.

I explored awhile, and eventually, I have found myself at a wall. The ceiling has collapsed, and there are rocks preventing me any further. Ironically, I believe I hear voices on the other side. Perhaps our missing people there, perhaps not. I am not certain at this time. Nothing is clear.

For now, I will camp out here. I plan on removing rocks, but this is not very effective at the moment, and I'm not sure I ought to chance explosives, no matter how controlled they are. If I had time, perhaps a drill-based I will explore other methods.

If anyone has any other bits of information, let me know; I'm always eager to hear.

This is Jeff Andonuts signing off!

Yohohoho!

Ah, yes. That should do, for the studies.

All right. I fear I may require a healer now, please. Mobility is very limited. Very.

I did not think it was exceedingly hard to locate a healer. I dread to think what would happen if I were in true dire and dangerous need of one. This is quite discouraging.

Regardless, I shall repeat myself:

I am in need of a healer. I do not know who is and who is not one. So I surely hope someone will volunteer soon, if you please.

Thank you.

( Private to self | unhackable )


[holy crap deeper/older voice for jeff what is this madness?]

I need to speak to a healer, if you please.

Ah, my apologies for being out of sorts. How trying times are.

At any rate; I am Jeff Andonuts, and as usual, I would like to share this.

For all newcomers of Manhattan, here is a guide I have created. Should any of you feel necessary to update this guide, do inform me as quickly as possible.

I'm afraid that's all that I've to say for now. Good day.

Things are looking rather bleak, aren't they?

Please do not despair; if someone is in need of shelter, I have been working away at the clinic that I live in. I'm attempting to run engines based on other substances other than relying purely on electricity. Solar paneling has been tricky in the winter, as I know it to be, but for now I am utilizing fossil fuel, but at a low rate. It won't be toasty, but it's better than freezing to death by far.

I cannot say I am well stocked on supplies for food, though. It has become rather scarce. I will do my best to provide if required.


Holidays include caroling. I read over some songs, but they don't seem very familiar to me.

I have one in particular stuck in my head these days. I wonder if it had any lyrics...

Cookie Crisps.

This is clearly the best invention ever made. Cookies as a cereal. Pure brilliance.

I will be sure to stock up.


To another note.

I am looking for someone who is an expert on swords. Not that I plan to wield one myself, but I would like to have one in stock as a precaution. You never really know in a situation like this.

Also: frozen steak. I shall have to have at least one good steak in stock. I am unsure if someone is willing to let one go? I understand food is sparse, but I really should like to have one just in case.

To all newcomers of Manhattan! As per usual, I offer my guide to Manhattan. Should you have any other questions, let me know at once and I will do my very best to answer.

( [text] - [private|unhackable] )


Good evening, Manhattan! This is Jeff Andonuts, once again, offering my services. I am at the very least confident in my skills a scientist -- including the grounds of engineering, inventing, and repairing most things -- even plumbing (but sometimes I'd really rather not, it can be quite disgusting).

And to all newcomers! Should you find yourself baffled by your situation and circumstances, here is a guide I have devised up. If you have any further questions, I will do my best to answer them.

Take care, and don't let the crabs bite!

Good evening, everyone in Manhattan.

Although I've only been here a short while, I determined it was necessary to create a guide for newcomers like myself to Manhattan. I am unaware if someone has been thoughtful enough to create one, so I decided to make my own. Perhaps people can link others to this post in order to be helpful for others.

I have put effort into researching this guide. Should you find it missing something, be sure to let me know at once. I'll gladly change it for you all.

( Your Guide to Manhattan! )


If there is something additional I can add to this guide, let me know immediately.

Ta.


-- Jeff Andonuts

I was very certain that just yesterday Giygas was defeated. Wasn't he? Yes, of course; that's a battle I couldn't forget. Like fuzzy pickles. Very unappetizing. Why would you even say that before getting your photo taken! Honestly.

Then could someone tell me where in Eagleland I am? I don't recognize this place at all. The structure is very similar to Fourside, but I know it isn't. Not only that, but all of my equipment is gone! All of it! Even my ruler! How petty do you have to be to take someone's ruler? Any straight edge should do you fine, just leave my ruler and I out of your business!

Oh, this doesn't bode well. I'm feeling a but nervous. And I. I eat when I'm nervous.